My Talent Show Jokes
What do gorillas use to open their doors?
Monkeys
What country always finishes their work quickly?
Rusher (Russia)
What country is good at playing football?
Messico (Mexico)
What tree grows on your hand?
Palm tree
What trees are friends with a pencil?
Rubber trees
What happens when hair dies?
It changes colour!
What reptile always gets hurt?
Dinosores (Dinosaurs)
What mathematics tool is the boss?
Ruler
What subject is the coldest?
Icy T (ICT)
What bird is good at fighting
Taeswando!
What car drives on your head?
a captiva
What's a volcano's favorite theme park?
Molten towers!
What do horses use to communicate secretly?
Horse code
And Zoe made up this one ...
What island is rude?
Pooket (Phuket)
I hope you liked the jokes and laughed!
Monkeys
What country always finishes their work quickly?
Rusher (Russia)
What country is good at playing football?
Messico (Mexico)
What tree grows on your hand?
Palm tree
What trees are friends with a pencil?
Rubber trees
What happens when hair dies?
It changes colour!
What reptile always gets hurt?
Dinosores (Dinosaurs)
What mathematics tool is the boss?
Ruler
What subject is the coldest?
Icy T (ICT)
What bird is good at fighting
Taeswando!
What car drives on your head?
a captiva
What's a volcano's favorite theme park?
Molten towers!
What do horses use to communicate secretly?
Horse code
And Zoe made up this one ...
What island is rude?
Pooket (Phuket)
I hope you liked the jokes and laughed!